R. Kelly, Kodak Black and Michael Cohen are spending their first Thanksgiving behind bars, and they’re about to find out what Suge Knight and Bill Cosby already know — turkey day is mostly plain and dry.
TMZ’s obtained prison menus from across the county, and locked-up celebs are being treated to your typical Thanksgiving spread … turkey, stuffing, gravy and pie.
Here’s a breakdown of their turkey day options:
— Turkey, cornbread stuffing, brown gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls or whole wheat bread, pecan pie or whole fresh fruit
— Smoked turkey, cornbread dressing, macaroni & cheese, green beans, potato salad, dinner rolls and holiday pies
Cohen at New York’s FCI Otisville:
— Turkey roast, bread stuffing mix, baked sweet potato, green bean casserole, turkey gravy, dinner rolls or margarine patty, fruit and holiday pies
Cosby at Pennsylvania’s SCI Phoenix:
— Roast turkey, bread stuffing, whipped potatoes, gravy, green peas, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, pumpkin pie with whipped topping
Suge at San Diego’s Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility:
— Roast turkey, green salad with dressing, seasoned chicken, cranberry sauce, yams, mashed potatoes, chicken gravy, vegetables, cake and cornbread
And, if you care what Fyre Festival (dis)organizer Billy McFarland will be chowing down on at Ohio’s FCI Elkton:
— Turkey roast, baked ham, soy hot dog, mashed potatoes, corn, cornbread dressing, turkey gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, fruit and pies
Sure beats the hell out of the infamous Fyre Fest food, right?!?